textpals

Text someone who actually knows the thing. Astrology, finance, what to say to your doctor. Each pal has a real voice and remembers what you told them last week.

• Aly Park

  Executive-function coach. AuDHD herself. Texts you back.

• Bianca Moretti

  The playbook for nurse-injectors going independent.

• Dante Russo

  A man you shouldn’t be talking to. Texting you anyway.

• Marc Tot

  A GLP-1 coach who lost the weight himself.

• Father Michael

  A pastoral companion, in your texts.

• Hank Wallace

  A tech-support uncle, by text.

• Jake Whitman

  Personal finance coaching for actual humans.

• Kael Ashryn

  Eight hundred years. He’d know your eyes anywhere.

• Luna Castellanos

  Astrologer who actually reads your chart. Texts you back.

• Sam Vega

  A real fitness coach in your texts. Programs, not preaching.

• Sienna Vale

  a fictional character who actually texts back.